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Val and Audri left the house of the Tithoron with a swimming pool, who waved at them as they went. Audri said, "so, okay. We're aliens. Yes. Here we are. We're on an alien planet. I see that now." She looked up at the sky and held up a finger to count and said "allllll alien. Slightly more orange sun, and two moons during the daytime. No, three moons." Val, who'd already accepted this concept, said "sigh. If we were imprisoned, at least we'd have something to fight our way out of." Audri clenched her fists and furrowed her brow and said, "I suspect that the scientist who woke us up had something to do with it. I'm upset with them." Val cautiously pointed out, "I suspect they were arrested, so we likely can't get at them, especially since we don't even know who they were to begin with." Thinking deeply, Audri said, "I think we need to start with the basics: food and shelter. Although, do we need shelter? We're like hairy beasts of burden or something. I wonder how hard the nights are here." Audri looked at her thick furry hide and added, "how warm do you think this hair is?" Val said, "I think I need to start with the basics too: a couple of margaritas."

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It’s always frustrating when the person to be upset at isn’t around.

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Val and Audri left the house of the Tithoron with a swimming pool, who waved at them as they went. Audri said, “so, okay. We’re aliens. Yes. Here we are. We’re on an alien planet. I see that now.” She looked up at the sky and held up a finger to count and said “allllll alien. Slightly more orange sun, and two moons during the daytime. No, three moons.” Val, who’d already accepted this concept, said “sigh. If we were imprisoned, at least we’d have something to fight our way out of.” Audri clenched her fists and furrowed her brow and said, “I suspect that the scientist who woke us up had something to do with it. I’m upset with them.” Val cautiously pointed out, “I suspect they were arrested, so we likely can’t get at them, especially since we don’t even know who they were to begin with.” Thinking deeply, Audri said, “I think we need to start with the basics: food and shelter. Although, do we need shelter? We’re like hairy beasts of burden or something. I wonder how hard the nights are here.” Audri looked at her thick furry hide and added, “how warm do you think this hair is?” Val said, “I think I need to start with the basics too: a couple of margaritas.”
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